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  |       Title : ChainStaff (Update v1.1.0.0)                              |
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  |   Publisher : Mommys Best Games           Platform : Nintendo Switch    |
  |   Developer : Mommy's Best Games            Origin : eShop              |
  |       Genre : Action / Platformer         Title ID : 01007BB0253C8800   |
  :        Date : May 2026                      Format : 25x100MB / NSP     |
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  |     R e l e a s e   N o t e s                                           |
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  |   ChainStaff is a brutal action-platformer with a transforming spear    |
  |   and grappling hook, blazing weapon upgrades, and a rocking            |
  |   soundtrack.                                                           |
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  |   Our planet is under attack from the Star Spores, and they've warped   |
  |   life on Earth into ferocious uber-bugs.                               |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Even worse, a nasty alien has made its new home directly attached     |
  |   to your head.                                                         |
  |                                                                         |
  |   But it's not all bad news - your new best friend has provided both    |
  |   the strength to fight back against the mutated horde, and control     |
  |   over a weapon that can tip the balance of the battle in humanity's    |
  |   favor: the ChainStaff.                                                |
  |                                                                         |
  |   As you traverse the surreal landscape, you'll encounter your fellow   |
  |   soldiers, stranded in harsh environments. Do you rescue your          |
  |   comrades or listen to the alien voice in your head and harvest them   |
  |   for upgrades?                                                         |
  |                                                                         |
  |   If you can persevere and defeat the Star Spores, perhaps you can      |
  |   save everyone...including yourself".                                  |
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  |   GAME FEATURES.                                                        |
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  |   MASTER THE CHAINSTAFF.                                                |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Hurl it as a spear and slice aliens in half. Throw it to the ground   |
  |   as a shield to stop incoming attacks. Grapple and swing on just       |
  |   about anything. The transforming ChainStaff does all this and more,   |
  |   and all with one button, it's all up to you.                          |
  |                                                                         |
  |   YOU DIED.                                                             |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Pounded to mush, stabbed through the heart, sheared in two. Prepare   |
  |   to meet your doom in a myriad of disgusting ways. All deaths are      |
  |   avoidable, but some dangers may require special strategies.           |
  |                                                                         |
  |   FEROCIOUS FOES.                                                       |
  |                                                                         |
  |   The creatures of Earth have been mutated by aliens: you'll come       |
  |   across dozens of unusual creatures, and once you get past those,      |
  |   you'll have to fight against screen-filling monstrosities.            |
  |                                                                         |
  |   GROTESQUE UPGRADES.                                                   |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Stranded soldiers dot the landscape of ChainStaff. You must choose    |
  |   whether to rescue them or devour their organs; each option has        |
  |   unique benefits and will lead to different endings.                   |
  |                                                                         |
  |   10 WILD LEVELS.                                                       |
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  |   "Mist trails through rocky crags.                                     |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Wind blows over icy, moon-lit hills.                                  |
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  |   Water streams down mossy cliffs.                                      |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Fully hand-drawn art immerses you in a living world inspired by       |
  |   album covers of the 70s and 80s".                                     |
  |                                                                         |
  |   KILLER SOUNDTRACK.                                                    |
  |                                                                         |
  |   "Scorching riffs and peals of thunder. Pumping beats drive you ever   |
  |   forward.                                                              |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Rock out to the classic metal soundtrack by the award-winning         |
  |   composer Deon van Heerden of Broforce and Warhammer 40k: Shootas      |
  |   Blood & Teef soundtrack fame. There's some lighter interludes with    |
  |   70s synth, catchy melodies, and even some cowbell. Now it's back to   |
  |   the heavy tracks, where it's time to bang your head while smashing    |
  |   skulls.                                                               |
  |                                                                         |
  |   All depictions of violence are 2 dimensional and heavily stylized.    |
  |   As part of your quest to cleanse Earth of the Star Spore menace,      |
  |   you'll use all the weapons at your disposal to defeat your foes,      |
  |   many of whom will die bloody deaths. Additionally, you may harvest    |
  |   resources from your fellow soldiers in order to increase the power    |
  |   of the alien keeping you alive, and this process is messy.            |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Portuguese,     |
  |   Polish, Russian, Japanese, Korean, Chinese (simplified) and Chinese   |
  |   (traditional).                                                        |
  |                                                                         |
  |   Update Notes: v1.1.0.0 (v393216). Firmware 22.0.0 and master key      |
  |   21.0 are required.                                                    |
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